The student who obtained a 0% on an exam……………..

He really deserved a 100% for his ingenuity. Each answer is absolutely grammatically correct. His teacher had no sense of humor
it appears…………………

*Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?*
** his last battle*

*Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?*
** at the bottom of the page*

*Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state?*
** liquid*

*Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce?*
** marriage*

*Q5.. What is the main reason for failure?*
** exams*

*Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?*
** Lunch & dinner*

*Q7.. What looks like half an apple?*
** The other half*

*Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?*
** Wet*

*Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?*
** No problem, he sleeps at night.*

*Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?*
** You will never find an elephant that has one hand.*

*Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples
and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?*
** Very large hands*

*Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it
take four men to build it?*
**No time at all, the wall is already built.*

*Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?*
**Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.*


*Spread some laughter, share the cheer. Let’s be happy, while we’re here!*

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作者: EthanLin

78级,美国

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